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Navy SEAL Explains How a Rolex Watch Can Save Your Life 😳

Shawn Ryan Show

A former Navy SEAL and CIA contractor describes his experiences with Rolex watches in high-risk situations, explaining how an expensive watch served as a valuable bargaining tool for quick escapes and sharing an anecdote about losing his first Rolex during a night out in Miami.

Summary

The speaker, identifying as a former Navy SEAL with CIA contracting experience, recounts his use of a black Rolex GMT watch across multiple deployments in Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Colombia, Peru, Panama, the Dominican Republic, and Honduras. He explains that during situations requiring rapid, non-violent extraction or negotiation, he would offer his Rolex watch as a form of payment or incentive—describing it as a peaceful alternative to weapons when needing to commandeer a vehicle, such as offering the $10,000 watch to someone driving an old Toyota Corolla as a way to secure transportation. The speaker then shifts to a personal story about his first Rolex, a black Submariner, which he lost during a night out in Miami. After a night spent with strippers that he acknowledges was from a different phase of his life, he passed out near the entrance and woke up without his keys, wallet, or watch, humorously suggesting the person who took it may have simply 'borrowed' it to locate a mailbox.

Key Insights

  • The speaker used his Rolex GMT watch as a $10,000 bargaining tool during CIA contract work to peacefully negotiate vehicle access in emergency situations, rather than resorting to weapons
  • The speaker claims to have deployed his Rolex watch across nine different countries including Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, and multiple Central American locations during military and intelligence operations
  • The speaker describes offering a luxury watch to a civilian in a Toyota Corolla as a euphemistic method of forcibly acquiring their vehicle for immediate operational needs
  • The speaker lost his first Rolex Submariner watch during a night in Miami involving entertainment with strippers, waking up without his keys, wallet, or watch
  • The speaker uses self-aware humor about his past, acknowledging he was 'a completely different person' during the Miami incident and making a joke that the person who took his watch was simply 'borrowing' it

Topics

Rolex watches as tactical/negotiation toolsCIA contracting and high-risk operationsInternational military deploymentsNon-violent extraction methodsPersonal anecdotes and lifestyle

Transcript

[0:00] Look. This is a black Rolex GMT. This watch has been to Yemen, Iraq, Afghanistan, Colombia, Peru, Panama, the Dominican Republic, and Honduras. You know what I did when I was under contract to the CIA. There were many situations when I needed to quickly disappear, and not necessarily with the use of a weapon. You take it, offer it to someone in an old Toyota Corolla, and it's a peaceful way of saying, "Hey, here's $10,000 for you." " Give me that damn [0:30] car, because I need it, and right now." This was my second Rolex. Here's another funny story. The first Rolex was a black Submariner. Had a wild night in Miami, hanging out with strippers.…

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