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The speaker describes an alleged failed covert operation involving a Mossad operative to kidnap an exiled Salvadoran ex-president from Nicaragua. The plan involved using tranquilizer shots, a surfboard, and coordination with the El Salvador Navy, but ultimately proved unsuccessful.
Summary
The speaker recounts a claimed assignment from the El Salvador government to kidnap a former Salvadoran president who is currently exiled in Nicaragua. According to the narrative, the speaker collaborated with an individual described as a Mossad operative who was staying in an Airbnb. The operation involved detailed planning, including the preparation of various injectable substances (referred to as 'volcano launcher surfers' or shots) intended to sedate the target. The extraction plan was elaborate: the team would capture the target, restrain him to a surfboard, swim him out to meet a speedboat, and then transfer him to a Salvadoran Navy vessel for transport back to El Salvador. The speaker acknowledges that despite these preparations, the mission was unsuccessful and admits the task of capturing the target alive proved impossible to execute. The speaker expresses that while they wish they had a more dramatic or compelling story to tell, the operational reality fell short of expectations.
Key Insights
- The speaker claims the El Salvador government tasked them with kidnapping an exiled ex-president from Nicaragua and bringing him back alive
- The speaker worked with a Mossad operative who had an Airbnb and was involved in planning the operation
- The operation involved preparing multiple tranquilizing injections ('volcano launcher surfers') to sedate the target
- The extraction plan included restraining the target to a surfboard, swimming him to a speedboat, and coordinating with the El Salvador Navy for transport
- The speaker states the mission was unsuccessful because capturing the target alive proved impossible
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Transcript
[0:00] They said, "We've been tasked by the El Salvador government to kidnap the ex-president of El Salvador, who is now exiled in [music] Nicaragua. They want him alive." >> Me and this Mossad guy, the guy that had the Airbnb here, were volcano launcher surfers. We had a bunch of shots of bunch of different stuff that we're going to shoot him up with. We were going to grab him, tape him to a surfboard, swim him out to a cigar speedboat, and then link up with the El Salvador Navy that was going to [music] take him back into their country, but it was unsuccessful. I wish I had a really [0:31] sexy story to tell you, but…
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