He Texted a Hells Angel Pretending to Be His Boss 😂
The speaker narrates a comical encounter with a Hell's Angel who mistakenly believes he is in trouble due to a fabricated video. The prank escalates over two days of escalating text conversations until the Hell's Angel realizes the hoax.
Summary
The speaker recounts a wild encounter where he and his friends were chasing a Hell's Angel who unexpectedly veered into a gas station. When they lost track of him, the speaker spotted the Hell's Angel hiding behind a mobile home, frantically requesting help. Seizing the moment, the speaker began texting the Hell's Angel, pretending to be a fellow member of the motorcycle gang. He fabricated a story about possessing a video that placed the Hell's Angel in a compromising situation. Over the following days, the Hell's Angel, believing he was actually in danger of losing his club status, bombarded the speaker with messages trying to clarify the events. The situation escalated until the Hell's Angel learned about a national directive concerning communication integrity among club members, leading to the eventual realization that he was being pranked.
Key Insights
- The speaker observed a Hell's Angel hiding behind a mobile home and requesting urgent assistance.
- The speaker decided to text the Hell's Angel while pretending to be a member of his motorcycle club.
- The speaker fabricated a story about a video that could jeopardize the Hell's Angel's membership.
- Over two days, the Hell's Angel repeatedly pleaded for clarification on the situation, believing he was in serious trouble.
- The prank concluded when the Hell's Angel discovered a rule about verifying communications before responding to messages.
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Transcript
[0:00] This Hell's Angel goes flying past us. And I've got [music] nine guys with me to do this. The whole pack whips up, we start chasing this guy. And this guy, he's flying, he's looking in his mirrors, and he pulls into this gas station, and we can't find him. Everyone's weaving in and out trying to look around for him. There was a trailer park right there, and I look down, and I see this Hell's Angel, he's like peeking out [music] from behind this mobile home. He's holding a iPad, and he kept yelling, "Call 911! Call 911!" I was like, "What's the situation I got to with these dudes?" And I started [music] texting this Hell's…
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