They definitely held their breath for a second
A group discusses the hypothetical 'smash or pass' question about mermaids, establishing that the human part can be customized. The conversation becomes humorous when they discover they've both independently chosen teal-colored mermaids with Korean features.
Summary
The conversation begins with the premise that mermaids exist and initiates a 'smash or pass' game. The participants establish the rules by clarifying that mermaids would have a gorgeous human torso and can be customized in appearance. One person specifies they want an attractive male human top. The discussion then turns to selecting physical characteristics, with the group determining that the ethnicity and color of the mermaid tail can be chosen freely. One participant selects teal as their mermaid's tail color, to which another person enthusiastically reveals they were thinking the exact same thing, causing mutual surprise and laughter. The conversation concludes with the speakers expressing their preferences for Korean-featured mermaids in various tail colors including teal, black, and white, all stated with lighthearted confidence.
Key Insights
- The speakers establish that in this hypothetical scenario, the human part of a mermaid's body can be customized to any ethnicity or appearance the person desires
- Both participants independently arrived at teal as their preferred mermaid tail color, shocking each other with this coincidental matching preference
- The speakers express a strong preference for mermaids with Korean features, stating this preference holds across multiple tail color options
- The group uses the casual 'smash or pass' game format to discuss attraction to fictional creatures in a humorous, low-stakes manner
- The moment of discovering their shared teal mermaid preference causes the speakers to momentarily hold their breath or pause in surprised recognition
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Transcript
[0:00] Mermaids exist. >> Okay. [laughter] >> Mermaids. Mermaids. >> Mermaids exist. Smash or pass? >> Mermaids You are at the ocean. They're in the ocean. They swim up. [laughter] You just see their torso. They're gorgeous. >> And he's like a hot male on top. >> needs to be like Crystal. >> Whatever the human part of the mermaid gets to be whatever you want. >> to pick the color mermaid? >> Yeah, sure. >> Sure. >> Yes. Okay, then I'm in. >> What color? >> TEAL. >> [laughter] >> WAIT. YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO. [laughter] I WAS LIKE [0:30] >> WHAT? >> I was like I thought you meant LIKE >> [laughter] >> LIKE LIKE THAT. Iā¦
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