Hey Mommy...
A comedy sketch where hosts and Shane attempt pickup lines and flirting techniques at a bar, with Shane admitting he has no experience talking to women and struggling to come up with lines or even name women.
Summary
This is a comedic sketch centered around practicing pickup lines and flirting scenarios. The hosts introduce the concept of a 'Mommy Teenie' drink and establish a game around rating pickup lines. They perform several pickup line attempts, including a 'hey chica' approach that the hosts critique as mediocre. A playful insult is introduced comparing someone to being hit by every branch on the 'pretty tree,' which becomes a running joke. Shane is then put on the spot to perform a pickup line and name a woman, but he repeatedly admits he has no experience talking to girls and lacks knowledge in this category. When prompted to name women, he struggles initially before mentioning Scarlett Johansson and Marilyn Monroe. The hosts tease Shane about his lack of experience, joking that 'the chosen one' isn't interested in or doesn't talk to people. The sketch ends with a callback to the opening drink joke as someone requests another 'Mommy Teenie' because 'Mommy is thirsty.'
Key Insights
- Shane openly admits he has never talked to a girl and claims to have no clue about pickup lines or flirting, describing it as the worst category for him
- The hosts characterize Shane as 'the chosen one' who is not interested in or doesn't talk to people, suggesting a pattern of his social detachment
- A pickup line using 'hey chica' is critiqued by the hosts as 'not horrible, but not great,' establishing a standard for evaluating flirtation attempts
- When asked to name a woman, Shane struggles significantly and can only come up with major celebrities like Scarlett Johansson and Marilyn Monroe, indicating difficulty with the task
- The 'pretty tree' insult joke—comparing someone to being hit by every branch while falling—becomes a running comedic callback throughout the sketch
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Transcript
[0:00] Hey Mommy, can I get you another Mommy Teenie? >> Ew. >> There you go. Okay, and what's our number? >> I want to vomit in my butt. >> [laughter] >> Honestly, this is giving me like three. >> Give it to me. I'm a girl at a bar. >> Oh, God. This is >> Hey chica. I I lost my number. Can I have yours? >> [sighs] >> It's like not horrible, but it's not great. >> with hey chica just so you >> Yeah, no. I remember. >> How about this? How about this? How about this? >> See, senor. >> Did you fall down on the pretty tree and [0:30] get hit by every branch? >>…
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