The Time Florence Had Enough of Its Nobles - Ada Palmer
Ada Palmer explains how Florence uniquely eliminated its nobility through massacre and established a merchant republic where randomly selected guild members were locked in towers to rule for short terms. This created a system where Florence's rulers held the social rank of valets compared to other European polities.
Summary
Palmer describes how most medieval republics, except Florence, were modeled on ancient Rome with a small enfranchised elite ruling over commoners. Florence initially followed this pattern but faced repeated threats from noble families attempting to seize control. After one particular near-miss takeover, the Florentines decided to completely eliminate their nobility through violent means - massacring them, displaying heads on pikes, burning their houses, and salting the earth where they lived, followed by celebratory festivities on their graves. This radical action allowed them to establish what Palmer calls a 'commoner republic' controlled by merchant guilds. The new system was structured around guild ownership rather than manual labor - specifically warehouse owners rather than individual weavers. The governance mechanism was remarkably unique: names of eligible merchants were placed in a bag, nine were randomly selected, and these chosen rulers were literally locked in a palace tower for their 2-3 month terms to prevent bribery or kidnapping. After their service, they were escorted out and replaced by another randomly selected group. This system created a stark contrast with other European polities, where Florence's merchant rulers held social status equivalent to valets in the eyes of traditional nobility-based governments.
Key Insights
- All medieval republics except Florence were modeled on ancient Rome with a small enfranchised population ruling over a commoner majority
- Florentines massacred their nobility, cut off their heads, put them on pikes, burned their houses, and celebrated on their graves as a systematic way of eliminating an entire class
- Florence's new republic was controlled by warehouse owners and merchant guild leaders rather than manual laborers like weavers
- Florentine rulers were randomly selected from a bag, locked in a tower for 2-3 months to prevent bribery or kidnapping, then escorted out and replaced
- From the perspective of other world polities, Florence's merchant rulers held the social rank equivalent to valets due to their non-noble status
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[0:00] All of these republics except Florence are modeled on ancient Rome. So you have a small slice of the population that are fully infranchised members of the republic who rule over the commoner majority. Florence was like that for quite a while. But when republics fell, they usually fell to noble families. And after one particular near miss in which the city was nearly taken over, they decided to get rid of the nobility of Florence and they massacred most of them [0:30] and cut their heads off and put them on pikes and burned their houses down and raked sold into the earth and had a party on their graves the way you do in the period when…
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