Todd Sits On Knife!
Todd recounts an accident where he sat on a knife while in a canoe, causing a deep wound in his buttock. He initially tried to continue with bow hunting but eventually had to seek medical attention when the wound reopened dramatically at the hospital.
Summary
Todd shares a story about a mishap that occurred while he was in a small canoe. While goofing around and trying to shake the boat by sitting down hard in his seat, he accidentally sat on a knife that had been placed on the seat. The knife penetrated approximately one and a half to two inches into his buttock cheek. After yanking the knife out, he and his companions returned to shore where they attempted to treat the wound with strips. Despite the injury, Todd was determined to continue with bow hunting season activities. However, the wound became increasingly painful and began throbbing, prompting him to seek professional medical attention. At the hospital, while changing into a medical gown and bending over to put on socks, the wound reopened catastrophically and began spraying blood against the wall. This led to an urgent medical response, with Todd becoming known to the staff as 'the guy with the squirting ass.' The story concludes with Todd's advice to avoid sitting on knives.
Key Insights
- Todd describes how the knife penetrated one and a half to two inches deep into his buttock when he sat down hard to shake the canoe
- Todd reveals he initially tried to continue bow hunting despite the significant knife wound, showing his determination to proceed with planned activities
- Todd describes how the wound dramatically reopened at the hospital, spraying blood against the wall when he bent over to put on medical socks
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